You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.
i think one day leonardo dicaprio should be the host that reads the nominees for best actor and when he opens the envelope to see who won it turns out his name is printed neatly in the center and he chokes up a little and his eyes water and his cohost takes the card and exclaims LEONARDO DICAPRIO!! and the audience cheers and leo cries and his supporting actors and actresses come up and hug him
i dont care if this goes against oscar tradition i just want leo to be happy
I have this problem where I waste most of my time on people who deserve it the least.
You’d think I’d finally learn.











